Bathroom Blues (A Runny Situation)

Woke up this morning feeling kinda funny

Coffee hit my stomach, started running like a bunny

Dashed for the door like I was in a race

That porcelain throne was calling out my name

Got no time to hesitate, no time to think

Every step a gamble: will I make it to the sink?

I’m feeling pressure, baby, building deep inside

This urgent symphony I just can’t hide

I just pooped and it was runny, oh my

Splashin’ like a storm under neon bathroom lights

Laughin’ through the madness, what a wild ride

Someone bring the air freshener—it’s tsunami time

Scrollin’ on my phone, I forget the world

But my stomach's twisting, in a whirling swirl

It’s not quite solid, no, this isn’t a drill

Guess I’m payin’ for the midnight taco thrill

Got no time to hesitate, no time to think

Every step a gamble: will I make it to the sink?

I’m feeling pressure, baby, building deep inside

This urgent symphony I just can’t hide

I just pooped and it was runny, oh my

Splashin’ like a storm under neon bathroom lights

Laughin’ through the madness, what a wild ride

Someone bring the air freshener—it’s tsunami time

Everybody’s been there, don’t you deny

You squat and you pray to the heavens in the sky

Maybe lay off the hot sauce, give your tummy a break

But until next time, we all make the same mistake

I just pooped and it was runny, oh my

Splashin’ like a storm under neon bathroom lights

Laughin’ through the madness, what a wild ride

Someone bring the air freshener—it’s tsunami timeFlush and wave goodbye

Sigh and hold your head high

Bathroom blues, but I survived