Bye Bye Bye

Hey, toothpick, you're not a heartbreaker;

You're a headache with a mattress;

Every I love you came with terms and conditions attached;

Saw your new girl, had to cover my laughs;

Same cheap necklace you bought me last draft;

I taught you everything in bed;

Shame I couldn't teach you size;

Three seconds in and you're already apologizing;

You thought that was your best;

That's the saddest part;

Delete, block, burn the receipt;

You're not a man, you're a limited time tweet;

I was the main course, you wanted size;

Now you're sinking in my rearview;

You were already small to begin with;

Bye, bye, bye, don't need your drama;

Cry, cry, cry, go call your mama;

Bye, bye, bye, I'll send the-;

Postcard from somewhere you're not with someone who can actually find it;

Bye, bye, bye, you had your moment;

Lie, lie, lie, that's your only talent;

Bye, bye, bye, close the door on your way out;

You're not my problem now;

You said I'd never find better than you;

I found five in a month and they all have jobs;

And none of them need a map downstairs;

32 still figuring it out;

Your biggest achievement is your mom cosigning your doubt;

Everything about you is average;

Especially what you beg me to lie about;

Your naked selfies look like a

B4 photo for a product that doesn't work;

I don't hate you, hate takes effort, you don't deserve;

You're a limp handshake that also finishes early;

Delete, block, burn the receipt;

You're not a scar, you're a type of delete;

I was the headline, you were the fine print;

Now you're the punchline, and the punchline is what's in your pants;

Bye, bye, bye, don't need your drama;

Cry, cry, cry, go cry;

Call your mama;

Bye, bye, bye;

I'll send a postcard;

From somewhere you know;

With someone who doesn't need GPS;

Fly, fly, fly;

You had your moment;

Lie, lie, lie;

It's your only talent;

Fly, fly, fly;

Close the door on your way out;

You're not my;

Problem now;

You're a discount boyfriend with a clearance rag brain;

Every sorry was a script, every promise was a rental;

I've seen bigger bombs in a Pixar flick;

You talked a big game for someone who finished before the intro;

The only thing you're king of is disappointing in three positions;

I'll send your nude to the group chat by accident;

Best mistake ever;

Now you're famous;

Just not the way you wanted;

I don't wish you pain;

I just wish you a partner;

Exactly like yourself;

So you can finally feel three seconds from the other side;

Now shh, I'm done;

And so is every woman you'll ever meet;

Every tear I wasted turned to glitter;

On this track you didn't ruin my life;

You just gave me a deadline;

Now I'm dancing on it;

Disco lights don't care about your excuse;

You're the before photo, I'm the after;

You're the awkward silence, I'm the laughter;

And baby, no one frames the before;

Bye, bye, bye, don't need your drama;

Cry, cry, cry, go away;

Call your mama;

Bye, bye, bye;

I'll send a postcard;

From somewhere you know;

With someone who knows two minutes is an marathon;

Bye, bye, bye;

You had your moment;

Lie, lie, lie;

That's your only talent;

Bye, bye, bye;

Close the door on your way out;

You're not my problem now;

Never was;

Ask your next girlfriend;

Awake, da da da da;