Crazy Christmas Carol

Dashing through the house, on a sugar-cookie high,

Four little tornadoes zooming, faster than they fly!

Stockings hit the floor, ornaments take flight,

Santa’s checking Google Maps… “Am I at the right house tonight?”

Hallie’s making snowflakes, perfect every time,

Hudson’s shooting basketballs with a candy cane behind!

Kara’s racing everywhere, she never slows her pace,

Tucker’s built a blanket fort… across the fireplace!

Ohhh, jingle bells, chaos yells, Christmas everywhere!

Wrapping paper’s in the tree and glitter’s in my hair!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Here they go! Flying room to room!

Somehow every Christmas morning feels like cartoon doom!

Laughing loud, making memories, louder every year,

Wouldn’t trade these crazy kids for anything, that’s clear!

Jingle bells, Christmas spells, cookies disappear…

It’s the wildest Christmas ever—and we love it here!

Charlie Brown is chasing bows, sliding down the hall,

Someone’s wearing reindeer antlers… someone climbed the wall!

The cocoa somehow spilled again, marshmallows on the tree,

Nobody knows how that happened… (though Tucker’s grinning at me!)

Santa parks the sleigh outside and whispers with a grin,

“I’ve delivered gifts for years… but I’ve never seen this spin!”

The elves are taking pictures, Rudolph starts to laugh,

Mrs. Claus says, “Honey… let’s visit these folks last!”

Ohhh, jingle bells, chaos yells, Christmas morning fun!

Every single minute feels like twenty races won!

Wild and free, that’s our crew, filling hearts with cheer,

Making every Christmas one we’ll treasure year to year!

So here’s a toast with cocoa cups to this wonderfully wild crew,

Because the best Christmas memories are made by kids like you!

Jingle bells, Christmas spells, singing loud and clear…

The Cromlich Christmas circus is our favorite time of year!