Dumb Ways to Die

Touching jellyfish down at the shore

Running with scissors across the floor

Trying to toast bread in the bathtub sigh

Chasing a beehive into the sky

It’s amazing how we stay alive

With all the silly ways we try

Every day’s a little surprise

In this wacky world of ours

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Don’t let curiosity make you say goodbye

Dumb ways to die, why even try?

Think twice, you just might survive

Sticking forks in power sockets bright

Taking midnight snacks with dynamite

Testing your luck with a grizzly bear

Jumping off the roof to catch some air

It’s amazing how we stay alive

With all the silly ways we try

Every day’s a little surprise

In this wacky world of ours

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Don’t let curiosity make you say goodbye

Dumb ways to die, why even try?

Think twice, you just might survive

Don’t poke crocodiles just to see them roar

Don’t swim with sharks for an ocean tour

Don’t climb a cactus, you’ll regret it quick

Don’t take a selfie on the edge of a cliff

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Don’t let curiosity make you say goodbye

Dumb ways to die, why even try?

Think twice, you just might surviveBe careful what you do, my friend

So your story won’t have a silly end