Ghosts in the Locker Room

Lock the door, slam

The moonlight hits the tile

Whisper chases down the hall

And a crooked little smile

Somebody said the attic breaks

When the bell rings late

We live so hard, we make

The shadows hesitate

Got a creepy joke and it's stuck in my sleeve

If the dog wants a stare, then it's ducking, boo

We're not winning now, we're making it a game

Every little scare sounds better when we say it by name, hoo

Wait, reminisce, let them know

We'll turn the weed into rock and roll

Creepy jokes and a fearless grin

When the night gets loud, we all jump in

Oh, wait, rumors need to fold

We make the fear feel bright and bold

And in here, we're laughing through

All the things that stop, they get us too

Cracking the wall looks like a monster's eye

Books on the desk and the thunder in the sky

Someone dares us to go closer to the stairwell light

Sully tiptoeing like kings of the night

Got a creepy joke and it's stuck in my sleeve

If the dark won't stare, then I fucking believe

We're not running out, we're making it a game

Every little scare sounds better when we say it by name

Late rumors up and low

What's in the rear end of rock and roll?

Creep with jokes and a fearless grin

On the night walks while we all jump in

Hallway rumors, they don't fold

We'll make the here feel bright and bold

Hand in hand, we're laughing through

All the things that bought faith in us deep

If the floorboard sings, we sing back louder

If the lights go low, we get a little prouder

Nothing in the dark can split this crew

And the joke runs hard, the fear falls through

Oh, baby, when will you stop the law?

You turn the radio to rock and roll

Weakly jokes and a fearless gun

And a mic that's loud, we all jump in

Oh, we rule as we fold

We make the fear feel bright and bold

Hand in hand, we'll laugh and do

All the things that thought we'd get us through

So tell her how we're coming through

With a laugh so sharp it cuts the groove

Fresh with noise when the things stay near

And we make them mine

Disappear