I Don’t Work Here Anymore

Over 30 years of smilin', sayin' yes, I'd understand

Dealin' with complaints and demands that never end

I've nodded through the nonsense, kept my cool all day

While thinkin' to myself, you gotta be kiddin' me

I've kissed enough behinds for the lastin' of a life

Dodged the office drama, the politics and strife

I've been politically correct, I plays a corporate game

But guess what?

Everybody, I am done with that game

I'm done, I'm out, I'm free

No more clients complaining to me

No more kissing up, no more fake smiles

I'm trading all that BS for Tropical Al

Keep your meetings, your emails, your KPIs

I'm sipping Margaritas under sunny skies

You can't complain, you can whine

You can scream and shout, but here's my

Favorite answer, figure it out

No more urgent phone calls on a Friday night

No more trying to make everybody right

No more budgets, no more surveys, no more blame

No more pretending that I love this crazy game

I survived the unions, the bosses and the stress

The endless client meetings and the corporate mess

I've given you my patience, my weekends, and my time

Now the only thing I'm managing's a cocktail with lime

I'm done, I'm out, I'm free

No, no clients complaining to me

No more kissing up, no more fake smiles

I'm trading all that BS for tropical isles

Keep your meetings, your emails, your KPIs

I'm sipping margaritas under sunny skies

You can complain, you can whine, you can scream and shout

But here's my favorite answer

Figure it out

Can we schedule a quick call?

Nope

We'd have another complaint

Good luck

Can you make the client happy?

Not my problem

We need you back for one more meeting

Are you out of your mind?

I'm trading my work shoes for flip-flops in the sand

My laptop for a cocktail, my calendar for no plans

More time with my family, more sunsets by the sea

More traveling, more laughing, just my wife and me

I love my team, we had some amazing years

We worked hard, made memories, shared some laughs and tears

But I've learned this new chapter and I'm ready to begin

So raise your glass everybody, let the good times begin

I'm free

The best years of my life are waitin' for me

No more drama, no more court to show

No more askin' permission, I just go

Keep your meetings, your emails, your KPIs

I got beaches to visit and beautiful skies

40 years of workin', now it's my time to play

And if you need me for somethin', call somebody else today

Thank you for calling, I'm currently unavailable

Not because I'm busy

Not because I'm in a meeting

But because I don't work here anymore