Keyboard Warrior Bounce

[Intro]

Alt-tab

Chrome crash

Four tabs

Brain lag

Side quest

No bag

Still lit

No cap (hey!)

[Verse 1]

New day

Same chair

Blue light

Blank stare

I type

"Nice hair"

Start war

Thread flare

Scroll rage

Snack run

Thumb hurt

Still fun

Brain soup

Dry tongue

Hit send

Speedrun

[Chorus]

I’m a keyboard warrior on a sugar rush

Talk big

Then I vanish when the lobby’s crushed

Got my meme game loaded

Let the pixels gush

Type loud

Heart quiet

But I still go “hush”

Tap-tap

I’m dramatic in the group chat flood

All caps

Fake static in my cold brew blood

If it’s dumb

Then I love it

Let the timeline judge

I’m a keyboard warrior on a sugar rush (on a sugar rush)

[Verse 2]

VPN

New name

Same clown

New game

Hit report

Then frame

Screenshot

Low fame

Mic peak

Hot breath

One ping

Near death

"Skill issue"

No rest

GG

I left

[Chorus]

I’m a keyboard warrior on a sugar rush

Talk big

Then I vanish when the lobby’s crushed

Got my meme game loaded

Let the pixels gush

Type loud

Heart quiet

But I still go “hush”

Tap-tap

I’m dramatic in the group chat flood

All caps

Fake static in my cold brew blood

If it’s dumb

Then I love it

Let the timeline judge

I’m a keyboard warrior on a sugar rush (sugar rush, sugar rush)

[Bridge]

One brain cell

Bouncing wall to wall (woah)

Hit reply before I even read it all

Got receipts

Got receipts

I just never scroll

Too online to ever log off at all

[Chorus]

I’m a keyboard warrior on a sugar rush

Talk big

Then I vanish when the lobby’s crushed

Got my meme game loaded

Let the pixels gush

Type loud

Heart quiet

But I still go “hush”

Tap-tap

I’m dramatic in the group chat flood

All caps

Fake static in my cold brew blood

If it’s dumb

Then I love it

Let the timeline judge

I’m a keyboard warrior on a sugar rush (on a sugar rush, hey!)