Major Write-Up (Central Edition)

She comes around at half past three

Clip-board ready, looking straight at me

Gray hair shining under school lights

Whistle in her mouth, always prepping for a fight

Me and my crew just chillin' on the grass

But she rolls up quick to shut down our class

Crackly voice echoes in the hallways

"Upstairs! Or you’ll never see better days"

She’s dialing up the principal, ready for war

You know what she came out for

Ahh upstairs, or you’re getting a major

Typing so fast, she’s got digital anger

Central’s lighting up, she calls for backup

Mom and Dad gonna see it, no time to pack up

She’ll write you up for a major, no matter the flavor

We just keep dodging like it’s our behavior

Eyes in the back, yeah, she sees it all

Hall monitor queen, got us stuck in the hall

Pulls out her phone, sends an urgent telegram

Principal’s coming, yo, they don’t give a damn

Every step in the grass, every laugh that we share

She’s lurking in the blinds, like she’s always there

Crackly voice echoes in the hallways

"Upstairs! Or you’ll never see better days"

She’s dialing up the principal, ready for war

You know what she came out for

Ahh upstairs, or you’re getting a major

Typing so fast, she’s got digital anger

Central’s lighting up, she calls for backup

Mom and Dad gonna see it, no time to pack up

She’ll write you up for a major, no matter the flavor

We just keep dodging like it’s our behavior

Every time she shouts, the beat drops low

Background voices singing “let’s go, let’s go!”

She can’t stop the vibe, no she can’t bring us down

We parade on the lawn, we’re the talk of the town

Yeah, we know the routine, we’ll do it again

Gonna beat her to the stairs, just tell me when

Ahh upstairs, or you’re getting a major

Typing so fast, she’s got digital anger

Central’s lighting up, she calls for backup

Mom and Dad gonna see it, no time to pack up

She’ll write you up for a major, no matter the flavor

We just keep dodging like it’s our behaviorSo next time you catch us, just know we’ll be quick

Beat drops harder every time you pick

We’ll be legends in the grass while your write-ups stack