Snack-Sized Flex

[Intro]

Yeah

Lil Microwave

(beep-beep)

Turn me up

Or don’t

I can’t hear feelings anyway

[Verse 1]

Walked in late to my own career day

Told the kids "I professionally waste airwaves"

Mom said "son, get a job, wear a tie"

I said "I do, it’s just invisible, don’t cry" (uh)

Wallet doing yoga, it flexible broke

Bank account screaming, it a practical joke

Followers high, but my rent still low

’Cause my landlord thinks the page won’t load

[Chorus]

Snack-sized flex, I’m a dollar menu legend (yeah)

Half-baked checks, still I spend ’em like I meant it

Browser tabs open, every single one is stress

Life in 4K, but my morals in VHS

Snack-sized flex, tiny wins, big talk (big talk)

Oversized ego in some thrift store socks

If life is a movie, I’m the buffer, not the plot

Snack-sized flex, still acting like I’m hot (I’m hot)

[Verse 2]

I don’t chase clout, I just jog in its direction

Out of breath, wheezing, but I still need attention

Said I’m self-made, that’s a stretch, Pilates

Still use my phone screen cracks as an aesthetic

I’m a walking typo, spelling out "why?"

My last three brain cells doing jazz in my eyes (skrrt)

Group chat muted, but I text myself "yo"

Then I leave me on read, that’s a new low

[Chorus]

Snack-sized flex, I’m a dollar menu legend

Half-baked checks, still I spend ’em like I meant it

Browser tabs open, every single one is stress

Life in 4K, but my morals in VHS

Snack-sized flex, tiny wins, big talk

Oversized ego in some thrift store socks

If life is a movie, I’m the buffer, not the plot

Snack-sized flex, still acting like I’m hot (so hot)

[Bridge]

[beat drops to muffled, tape-warped texture]

I got big plans, small follow-through (uh-huh)

Got three alarms, still I sleep right through

If confidence crashed, I’d total the car

’Cause I drive like I’m already a star (star, star)

[Chorus]

Snack-sized flex, I’m a dollar menu legend

Half-baked checks, still I spend ’em like I meant it

Browser tabs open, every single one is stress

Life in 4K, but my morals in VHS

Snack-sized flex, tiny wins, big talk

Oversized ego in some thrift store socks

If life is a movie, I’m the buffer, not the plot

Snack-sized flex, still acting like I’m hot (beep-beep)