These Men

[Intro] Ayy, somebody come get these men… Matter fact, don’t come get ’em. Leave ’em where they at. 😂 [Verse 1] These men be menning, Lord, what is the reason? Love you in the summer, act single every season. Say he “on the way,” whole time still in bed, Talking ’bout “my phone died” — boy, charge that shit instead. He broke but got opinions, got audacity for free, Got four baby mamas but got standards for me. Talking ’bout “I need a woman who gon’ hold me down,” Baby, your credit need holding, go handle that now. He call me “toxic” ’cause I asked where he been, Sir, you disappeared Friday and respawned at ten. Now you sending “wyd” like nothing ever happened, Boy, I’m doing better — mind your business and keep tapping. [Hook] These men, these men, these men be wild, Forty-something years old acting somebody child. Want a bad bitch, chef, therapist, and maid, But when the check hit the table, now he suddenly afraid. These men, these men, got jokes for days, Say they “alpha males” but need help getting paid. Want loyalty, peace, submission, and respect, Meanwhile your ex, your “friend,” and your cousin all text. 😂 [Verse 2] He got one pillow, one towel, one fork in the drawer, Talking ’bout “come spend the night” — baby, absolutely not. Mattress on the floor but his chain real bright, Priorities upside down but he swear he living right. Got a Hellcat payment and no food in the fridge, Instagram rich, real life on the edge. Posting “protect your peace” after starting the fight, Then calling at 2 a.m. like, “You up tonight?” No, sir, I’m asleep, moisturized, bills paid, Not arguing with a man whose whole life on layaway. I need peace, consistency, grown-man plans, Not another motivational speaker with no damn plan. [Hook] These men, these men, somebody call Steve, He say he “not ready” but don’t want me to leave. Don’t want commitment, but he checking my page, Watching every story like he working surveillance. These men, these men, Lord, send help quick, He got seven red flags and a motivational quote pic. Said “trust the process” — what process, sir? You ain’t got no job, no plan, and your registration expired. [Outro] But shoutout to the good men, though… Both of y’all. 😂 Everybody else, please get your paperwork together before approaching the women. Thank you.