Bless Your Little Heart

Well, there you go trippin’ over your own boots

Tryna act all smooth but you’re missing a screw

You can’t find your truck keys for love or for luck

And you call your mama just to back up your bluff

Boy, you talk a big game you can’t play

Thinkin’ you’re the prize but you got no bouquet

Bless your little heart, you don’t have a clue

Ain’t no magic in your cards, you can’t see the truth

You think you’re the star of this rodeo night

But honey, you’re the clown beneath the neon lights

Go’on and play your part, bless your little heart

You buy me a beer, then you spill it on your shirt

You say you like my smile, but your pickup lines hurt

You read the room wrong, should’ve stayed on the farm

‘Cause baby, silly never looked this darned charmed

Boy, you flirt like you’re still in third grade

Tryna win me over with your lemonade

Bless your little heart, you don’t have a clue

Ain’t no magic in your cards, you can’t see the truth

You think you’re the star of this rodeo night

But honey, you’re the clown beneath the neon lights

Go’on and play your part, bless your little heart

I guess it’s cute the way you tumble and stumble

Making lightning out of thunder that fumbles

I’ll tip my hat and I’ll wave goodbye

‘Cause you’ll never know the reason why

Bless your little heart, you don’t have a clue

Ain’t no magic in your cards, you can’t see the truth

You think you’re the star of this rodeo night

But honey, you’re the clown beneath the neon lights

Go’on and play your part, bless your little heartOne more laugh before I roll my eyes

Oh, bless your little heart—goodbye