Burrito Theft and Grandma's Arcade Crown

My burrito stole my car at midnight, took the keys with a grin

Left me at the curb, said, sorry, pal, I'm rollin' with my raccoon twin

I chased them down the block, but they vanished in a nacho haze

Now I'm carless, snackless, and emotionally in a tortilla maze

My burrito stole my car and left me for a raccoon

I leave, goodbye, and then my day, we're gone by half past noon

I lost my ride, my pride, my fries, my whole salami scene

To a bean and cheese fugitive and his little trash can queen

Then grandma hit the dance floor

At Chuck E. Cheese and Glittering Armor

She winked at the ticket booth

Like she was hiding something far more

The animatronic band bowed down

The lasers made a royal sound

Turns out grandma's the final boss

And she runs at Arcade Town

My grandma's the final boss at Chuck E. Cheese tonight

She got the speedrun fingers and the high score firelight

She wins every token war, she never loses a fight

And if he take her pizza slice, yearning for a jump-scared fright

So if a burrito takes your car

Just let that mystery ride

And if your grandma cleans too hard

Better stand on her side

My burrito stole my car

And grandma rules the neon scene

One ran off with a raccoon

One wears a laser beam queen