Fuck Dem Kids

I love my kids, that part forever true

Would die for my babies, know I'd do what I do

But some days, they twist every nerve in my spine

Talk back, make a mess, they act like it's fine

I just got home, now the house sound like war

One wants a snack, the other kick down the door

I'm countin' to ten, tryin' not to explode

Then somebody ask me for the Wi-Fi code

I love my kids, but they get on my last damn nerve

Missin' on my peace, yeah, they push every curve

Need a little space, need a minute, need a break

Sometimes a good parent gotta say it with a shake

Fuck them kids then I hug them right back

Clean up the toys and we right back on track

Love them to death but they sure know how to clown

I swear these little people run the whole damn town

Lunch on the floor, juice on the couch

Somebody crying loud while I'm trying to count

Bills on the table, my patience on thin

And they askin' me questions like, when we eat again?

I'm tired, I'm stressed, but I still hold it down

Do the best I can while they tear up the house

The one little smile and my whole mood change

That's how love works when you dealin' with strangers

I love my kids, but they get on my last damn nerve

Nessun in my piece, yeah, they push every curve

Need a little space, need a minute, need a break

Sometimes a good parent gotta say it with a shade

Fuck them kids, then I'll hug them right back

Clean up the toys when we right back on track

Love them to death, but they sure know how to clown

I swear these little people run the whole damn town, yeah

I trade my last breath for my little crew

But tonight they wild, so you know what I gotta do

Take a deep breath

Laugh so I don't yell

Carin' life hard

But I love to miss hell