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Down in a dusty Texas town
Awesome SB wore the family crown
A step son named I EAT Azz, wild and bold
He never did quite do as he was told
That night the air was heavy and tense
Ordering hot wings, defiance commenced
Those wings hit the table and the tempers flew
I EAT Azz grinned, knew just what to do
SB grabbed the box, in his sandals he stomped
Chicken pieces flying, egos getting romped
Gorda stood in shock, tears in her eyes
She’d seen enough, shouted her goodbyes
SB fell apart, his pride broke in two
Begging, pleading, saying, “Baby, I need you!”
She packed her bag, hand on the door
SB dropped down, heart on the floor
Those wings hit the table and the tempers flew
I EAT Azz grinned, knew just what to do
SB grabbed the box, in his sandals he stomped
Chicken pieces flying, egos getting romped
Awesome SB’s tears mixed with wing sauce and dust
“Gorda, don’t leave, you’re all that I trust!”
She paused by the hallway, turned and gave in
But the crown of the home had a new king within
Those wings hit the table and the tempers flew
I EAT Azz grinned, knew just what to do
SB grabbed the box, in his sandals he stomped
But now the household balance was truly trompedNow I EAT Azz sits at the head each night
Hot wings in hand, victory in sight
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